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Greeting Cards

Say it like you mean it. Our greeting cards are anything but ordinary. Whether you’re looking for a heartfelt note or a cheeky way to make them blush, we’ve got the perfect card for every occasion (and every sense of humor). Life’s too short for boring greetings.

  • We Can't Fix Stupid but Can Sedate It - Nursing Card

    $ 6.00

    A funny vintage-inspired nursing greeting card. "We can’t fix stupid but we can sedate it". Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Sp...

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  • Mom, Thanks for Raising Me - Funny Mother's Day Gift

    $ 6.00

    A funny vintage-inspired Mother's Day greeting card. "Mom, Thanks for Raising Me to Be a Proper Fucking Gentleman" Details: • Premium quality, so...

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  • I'm Your Favorite Child Funny Mother's/Father's Day Card

    $ 6.00

    I Love How We Don’t Have to Say Out Loud That I’m Your Favorite Child. A funny vintage-inspired Father or Mother's greeting card. "I Love How We D...

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  • Happy Mother's Day - Funny Favorite Pain Greeting Card

    $ 6.00

    A funny vintage-inspired Mother's Day greeting card. "Happy Mother’s Day From Your Favorite Pain in the Ass" Details: • Premium quality, soft tou...

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  • Funny Mother’s Card - Thanks for Feeding Me So I Don’t Die

    $ 6.00

    Show Mom some love this Mother’s Day with our funny card, "Mom, Thanks for Feeding Me So I Don't Die!" It’s a lighthearted way to thank your mom fo...

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  • Funny Mother’s Card - Mom Thanks for Putting up With My Shit

    $ 6.00

    Brighten Mom's day with our "Mom, Thanks for Putting Up with My Shit" card! Featuring a vintage-style illustration of a little devil, this die-cut ...

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  • Mother's Day Card: Raising Kids Together

    $ 6.00

    Add a bit of irreverent humor to your Mother's Day or Father's Day! Acknowledge the trials and triumphs of parenting together with the card, “There...

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    Card - Fruity Birthday

    $ 6.00

    A2 card. Printed on 110lb paper. Blank inside. For any of your fruity friends having a birthday!

  • Card - Hotter Every Year

    $ 6.00

    A2 card. Printed on 110lb paper. Blank inside. Airbrush style birthday card that tells the truth: u are SO hot and you're only getting hotter! ;~)

  • Card - Met On The Internet

    $ 6.00

    Met On The Internet is a Thank You Card designed by Ash + Chess, a stationery company led by a queer and trans couple. Printed on quality 110lb pap...

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  • Card - Love You Queerly

    $ 6.00

    A2 card. Printed on 110lb paper. Blank inside. Airbrush style rainbow and rose card for expressing love queeeerrlyyyy :')

  • Card - Flippin' Awesome Birthday

    $ 6.00

    Introducing the Flippin' Awesome Birthday card from Ash + Chess. This A2 card is blank inside, ready for your personal touch. Created by queer and ...

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  • Card - Delightful Birthday

    $ 6.00

    A Delightful Birthday card is full of cake and fun!. This A2 card is printed on 110lb paper, and a blank interior, it offers ample space for your ...

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  • Card - Birthday Bitch

    $ 5.50

    Oh, we all know that Birthday Bitch! And they wouldn't take any less than a gold foil card! A2 card, 110 lb paper, blank inside!

  • Card - Birthday Vibes

    $ 6.00

    Welcome to Ash + Chess, a queer and trans couple-run stationery company based in Kingston, NY. We present our Birthday Vibes card, a vibrant greeti...

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  • Card - Dope Birthday

    $ 6.00

    The Dope Birthday card from Ash + Chess is more than just a greeting card, it's a statement. Crafted from premium 110lb paper, this A2 card provide...

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  • Gold Foil With Sympathy Tulip

    $ 6.00

    4.25" x 5.5" blank card. Comes with a kraft envelope. 100% post-consumer fiber envelope. Foil stamped in NYC on felted paper.

  • Happy Birthday Daisies

    $ 6.00

    - 4.25" x 5.5" blank card - Comes with a kraft envelope - 100% post-consumer fiber envelope - Offset printed on felted paper in New York - Foil s...

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  • With Deepest Sympathy Tulips

    $ 6.00

    - 4.25" x 5.5" blank card - Comes with a kraft envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve - 100% post-consumer fiber envelope - Offset printed on ...

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  • Large Neon Gradient Heart

    $ 6.00

    - 4.25" x 5.5" blank card - Comes with a kraft envelope in an eco protective sleeve - 100% post-consumer fiber envelope - Offset printed on recycl...

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  • Thinking Of You Wildflowers Card

    $ 6.00

    4.25" x 5.5" blank card. Comes with a kraft envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve. 100% post-consumer fiber envelope. Offset printed on felted...

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  • Dear Friend

    $ 6.00

    - 4.25" x 5.5" blank card - Comes with a kraft envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve - 100% post-consumer fiber envelope - Offset printed on ...

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  • Birthday RicRac

    $ 6.00

    - 4.25" x 5.5" blank card - Comes with a kraft envelope in an eco sleeve - 100% post-consumer fiber envelope - Offset printed on recycled felted p...

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  • Happy Birthday Neon Arches

    $ 6.00

    - 4.25" x 5.5" blank card - Comes with a kraft envelope - 100% post-consumer fiber envelope - Offset printed on felted paper in New York - Foil s...

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