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  • Later Gator Socks

    $ 18.00

    Later, boring socks. These bamboo crews feature a green gator mid-stride with plenty of personality—set against a dark background for everyday coo...

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  • On The Ball Socks

    $ 18.00

    Balance? Nailed it. These bamboo socks feature a playful elephant perched on a ball—perfect for those who juggle it all with a sense of humor (and ...

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    Slut Gym Crew Socks

    $ 20.00

    Reclaimed, redefined, and ridiculously fun. Practice your slut walk in these flashy socks made for people who own their proclivities with pride and...

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  • Just A Swallow San Luis Obispo Shot Glass

    $ 8.00

    This novelty shot glass from San Luis Obispo is perfect for anyone looking for a simple, fun addition to their bar collection. Just take a swallow ...

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  • Feral Gym Crew Socks

    $ 20.00

    Sometimes all it takes is a single word to let the world know what's up. These FERAL socks pair perfectly with your general disregard for indoor v...

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  • Cool Uncle Gym Crew Socks

    $ 20.00

    Perfect for the fun, slightly irresponsible, but undeniably awesome uncle in your life. These socks are for the uncs that give high-fives instead o...

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  • Badass Grandpa Gym Crew Socks

    $ 20.00

    He spoils the grandkids. He still kind of scares dad. His stories go nowhere. Badass grandpas don’t retire—they just upgrade their sock game. These...

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  • I Heart Cowboys Gym Crew Socks

    $ 20.00

    There's somethin' about those sun-baked, dusty ass hotties with a slight drawl and a big 'ol hat that gets the jimmies a rustlin'. Hop on into thes...

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    Nature Slut Gym Crew Socks

    $ 20.00

    Does nature turn you on? If long hard hikes, big trees, wet creeks, and a fresh breeze all over your face make you happy... you're probably a natur...

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  • Cool Aunt Gym Crew Socks

    $ 20.00

    Get the socks perfect for the fun-loving, rule-bending, starts-drinking-early-at-family-parties aunt in your life. They deserve these.💕 These super...

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    A Martini Changes Everything Gym Crew Socks

    $ 20.00

    These socks won't promise solutions, but a martini definitely makes things... different. 🥴 🍸 These super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most, Gym Soc...

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    Central Coast Mermaid Crewneck Sweatshirt

    Original price $ 55.00
    Current price $ 40.00

    Dive into coastal charm with our Central Coast Mermaid Crewneck Sweatshirt. Featuring an timeless mermaid design. Crafted from a durable 50/50 cott...

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    Just Because You Pelican . . . - Funny Pun Sticky Note Pad

    $ 6.00

    The "Just Because You Pelican Does Not Mean You Pelishould" sticky note is a fun and quirky reminder to keep life light-hearted! With its playful p...

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    Calm Your Tits - Funny Sarcastic Sticky Note Pad

    $ 6.00

    Brighten up your workspace with this "Calm Your Tits" sticky note! Featuring an illustration of two charming tit birds, this note is perfect for th...

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    San Luis Obispo Farmers Market Sweatshirt

    Original price $ 55.00
    Current price $ 40.00

    Embrace the fun of tomato girl summer (and winter!) with the San Luis Obispo Farmers Market Sweatshirt! This playful souvenir captures the vibrant ...

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  • San Luis Obispo Farmers Market Tote Bag

    $ 30.00

    Carry your summer vibes with the San Luis Obispo Farmers Market Tote Bag! Perfect for hauling fresh tomatoes, crisp veggies, and all your market fi...

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  • Boxed Wine Socks

    $ 18.00

    Step up your sock game with Boxed Wine Socks! These cozy, fun socks bring a splash of whimsy to your feet, perfect for wine lovers who want to keep...

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  • Youth San Luis Obispo California Cowboy T-Shirt

    $ 25.00

    Celebrate the spirit of California’s Central Coast with this playful youth t-shirt featuring a fun cowboy design inspired by San Luis Obispo. Made ...

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  • Farmers Market SLO San Luis Obispo Mugs

    $ 20.00

    Inspired by long summer evenings at the SLO Farmers Market, this charming tomato mug was designed in-house to bring a little garden magic to your d...

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    I Will Not Hold My Horses - Funny Cowboy Sticky Note Pad

    $ 6.00

    The "I Will Not Hold My Horses" sticky note pad is a cheeky reminder for those moments when patience runs thin! Featuring a fun cowboy illustration...

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  • Surfing Cow Trucker Hat

    $ 32.00

    A nod to the Central Coast spirit where the ranch meets the sea. Our Surfing Cow trucker hat blends classic function with a touch of unexpected cha...

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  • Surfing Cow Central Coast California Sticker

    $ 5.00

    Cowabunga! Show off your love for surfing with our Surfing Cow Central Coast California sticker. Inspired by the laid-back surf culture of the cent...

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  • Cow Jumping Over The San Luis Obispo Sticker

    $ 5.00

    Get ready to show off your love for San Luis Obispo with our Cow Jumping Over The San Luis Obispo Sticker! This high-quality sticker features a pla...

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  • Me More Cowboy Than You San Luis Obispo Sticker

    $ 5.00

    Yeehaw and roll up with the Me More Cowboy Than You San Luis Obispo sticker! This rodeo-inspired sticker is perfect for showing off your wild side ...

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  • Matches - Silverware - Black

    $ 5.00

    HomArts quintessential article of daily use, our Match Boxes flaunt unique designs with coordinating match tips. Sweet as a hostess gift, a perfect...

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  • Seed Packs Matches

    $ 5.00

    HomArts quintessential article of daily use, our Match Boxes flaunt unique designs with coordinating match tips. Sweet as a hostess gift, a perfect...

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  • Cheers! Matches

    $ 5.00

    HomArts quintessential article of daily use, our Match Boxes flaunt unique designs with coordinating match tips. Sweet as a hostess gift, a perfect...

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  • Cock Sucker Socks

    $ 18.00

    Chickens and lollipops go together like peanut butter and jelly. One is part of a good meal, and the other is a tasty treat. Why, what did you thi...

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  • Botanica 8oz Jar Candle

    $ 35.00

    Add a touch of glam to your home with this luxurious home fragrance collection! These custom form candles feature an embossed 'P' logo and lids wit...

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  • Trash Bandit Raccoon Socks

    $ 18.00

    Transform your sock game with our Trash Bandit Raccoon Socks. Let these playful socks add a touch of personality to your outfit, while also offerin...

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  • Corgi Butt Socks

    $ 18.00

    Get ready to wag your tail with these adorable Corgi Butt Socks! These pink socks feature a playful corgi butt design that will add a touch of fun ...

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  • What If We Kissed In Bubblegum Alley Sticker San Luis Obispo, CA

    $ 5.00

    Take a chance on romance with this quirky sticker! Featuring the phrase "What if we kissed in Bubblegum Alley" and a playful design of the famous S...

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  • Rad Dad Gym Crew Socks

    $ 20.00

    Our 'Rad Dad' socks are perfect for dads everywhere, because even his feet deserve to be as cool as he thinks he is.

  • San Luis Obispo California Cowboy Camo Trucker Hat

    $ 45.00

    Unleash your inner California cowboy with our San Luis Obispo California Cowboy Camo Trucker Hat! Made with official real tree camo and an embroide...

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  • Vista 5oz Candle

    $ 21.00

    Introducing our Vista 5 oz Candle, a modern masterpiece that combines style and substance to elevate any space. Encased in a sleek and minimalist v...

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  • San Luis Obispo California Cowboy T-Shirt

    $ 25.00

    Show off your California cowboy spirit with our San Luis Obispo t-shirt! Available in green or black, this shirt will have you looking and feeling ...

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